My best friend’s mom is a lesbian.
I’ve known both of them my entire life so I never thought anything of it. They were just like every other family. Or at least that’s what I thought.
As it turns out, they are actually satanic fascist bigots whose goal in their self-loathing lives is to ruin as many other lives as possible while simultaneously inflicting copious amounts of pain on everyone who crosses their path. Meanwhile, they are recruiting other raging fanatics to join their cult and participate in a mass genocide, while attempting to channel Hitler and finish his goal of wiping out all of the Jews, Muslims, Blacks, Asians, Gays, and Lesbians. Minus the Lesbians.
After we found that out, I wasn’t allowed to go over and play anymore.